See, it was Fiona’s birthday, and we got to hanging out and talking with her friends (one of whom is going to give me bangs, hooray). And then we talked about ridiculous things that have been given the green light. Her: the song Let Me Smell Your Dick (”CDubbs, someone greenlighted this! Someone paid to make this video!”) and me: I Am Legend (a movie with Will Smith that has no explanation other than someone discovered a career breaking bit of info and he had to do this movie to keep it under wraps). Also: R. Kelley’s song Sex Weed, though Kells can do anything.
If you’re saying, C, your day! It is 4:44am!
Yes, yes it is.
These are the times when I think, happy 20s, me.
Happy birthday, Fiona!
Dude, it clearly worked, because I love me some will smith and have no idea what you’re talking about as far as “career breaking news.”