About

Where to find me: Portland, Oregon. Petting neighborhood cats. At many social functions. Reading in bars.

Other places to find me on the internet:

My Portfolio

Twitter

My Flickr

I started an event for people who like to read in bars called Library Hours.

Sites that do not yet exist but I bought the urls (all are coms):

Isolate Yourself in a Rural Area with a Dog We Provide –Pictures of dogs, pictures of rural areas. I envision this a little like a slot machine, where you can spin for either. An experiment in escapism.

Get Cook and Drunk–My friend Audrey and I make up recipes and record the results. Things start out sober and organized (add 1tsp baking soda to the dry mix) and end up less so (find something interesting in the fridge. Add a handful).

Pictures of Us by Famous People –My friend Kirsten and I have run into some famous people. We asked them to take our picture. They’re not in the shot.

Lobster Cell Phone –Seen Salvador Dali’s Lobster Phone, a plastic lobster glued to an old rotary telephone? We’re all carying these generic, expressionless phones around, why aren’t we hot gluing our personality onto them?

UnTrending –The reverse of trendwatching

Greenlight That Shit –There are some terrible things out there that took money to produce. Pointing a finger at them and asking, who gave that the greenlight?