Phew, I just had my first Zipcar adventure taking a Prius out to Liz’s to pick up a BBQ, and it was nearly a fail. I booked the cheapest car for $7, located 11 blocks away, instead of a closer one for $9.50. Though I assumed 1.5 hours would be good to make dinner and dash with the goods, it barely was. The car is parked at 34th and Hawthorne. At 2 minutes to 11pm according to the car clock, and 5 till according to my phone, I was at 39th and Hawthorne. Risk the $50 late fee and make a dash for it, stranding myself with the grill, or call and extend my reservation by a half hour ($3.50)?
I called the Zipcar number to extend it. BUT here’s the zinger: When you call the recording tells you their time, the Official Zipcar World Time, and their clock gave me 6 minutes (that’s your pro tip, call and get their official time). With that extra golden minute, I simply had to be up for the challenge of getting the car back by 11pm. Besides, there was absolutely no one around, and driving a Prius is not unlike a go kart. So I zipped (ha ha) down Hawthorne, made an illegal left on a red, and got myself and the grill out with 2 minutes to spare.
Except now I was 11 blocks from home, with a bike and a grill. Conundrum.
This grill is medium-small, but has long legs with wheels on one side, so I figured I could just roll it. The BBQ didn’t agree though, first the top fell open, then the legs kept collapsing…and I decided, heck, can I strap this thing to my bike rack? I made it home earlier with a yoga mat, meditation pillow, and large bag of cat food all strapped in with one bungie, looking like I was going touring (Destination: bourgieville).
Bungie cords are amazing. The grill sat on the rack, with legs hanging down just a few inches above the ground. And then came my moment to bask in the fellow bikers’ reactions. I was wearing a fluttery summer dress, and besides that the bonga-bonga of the empty grill turned heads. Three different people hollered, “girl, is that a grill!?” and I shouted, Yep!, and You know it! As I pedalled away each of them hooted in support and one suggested I follow him to a party. I love Portland in the summer.