Posts Tagged ‘ideas about the internet’

Say aye-ight! C-Span goes hip hop on Auto-Tune the News

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Yes. Yes yes yes. Their YouTube page, and on Twitter, too.

(Get it, aye + aight=aye-ight! ha. ha ha ha.)

Via ecorazzi

My favorite spam yet: I am of the school of thought that believes in the maxim that says it is good to love and be loved

Monday, June 29th, 2009

I used to have a blogger blog where I posted all the hilarious spam I received at an old job, and I nearly restarted it at my current job, but then I encouraged my company to move to Google Apps and now we get very little spam. Ahem. Today, this little gem wiggled through to my inbox. Love the formatting, and for once, I can say I identify with this spam:

from abigirl konte <abigirlkont1@gmail.com>
to abigirl_k@yahoo.com

Hello,
I am lovely and cute,Accomodative,caring,

Affectionate and very lively,I am of
the school of thought that believes in the maxim that says It is good to love
and be Loved.Love should be sharing ,True,Honest and caring.I need a man who
posses all this Attributes and Qualities.I have all the Qualities that a man
desires and Craves in a woman.
Thanks,
(Abigirl),

Michael Jackson’s Wikipedia entry changing in the hours after his death

Monday, June 29th, 2009

I’m stoked that someone had a similar idea to my Twitter MJ trend tracking, and executed it better.

By Justin Day and via Uppity Stuff: emptyage, a social media type dude who is now on my blogroll.

Anti gravity cats in one simple step

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

antigravitatory-cats

Murphy’s law application for antigravitatory cats.

It has been a long day! Uncyclopedia, I love you.

Aunt Carissa is much more fun on Spezify

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

carissa-search

A new visual search engine, Spezify, comes out, and what do I do first? C’mon, you’re going to do it too. The real me does appear in the results, though. I can see this being an excellent source of creative inspiration. Whee!

You are so close…

Monday, May 11th, 2009

I read this photo+caption blog called Sexpigeon, and you should too. Sample post:

this left? Oh, the other one?You in the back: all it takes is a rearrangement of the fist to experience true love.

So funny. He seems to spend the entire day wandering San Francisco, taking iPhone pictures and writing witty comments.

Bad me, I still haven’t distributed his postcards yet.

Information, I haz it: Shirky on how the problem of general cases that publishing solves has ceased to be a problem

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Bang up post Newspapers and Thinking the Unthinkable by Clay Shirky, sent by a friend on Facebook, complete with a history of the case of The Internet v. Print Publishing. He goes about it the classic way, by looking back—mapping where publishers went wrong, what they tried, and how to proceed based on what they failed to try, kind of. I say kind of because it was more a failure of imagining failure.

His best guess of an answer is a sort of citizen journalism, or something yet unnamed. Which is so exciting. What is the solution? It will take us several decades to figure it out, he says. I love this stuff, I love being in the thick of this. What will journalism look like in 30 years? We get to watch it develop (on Twitter and Facebook and iPhones), and I’m just so glad that I’m living through this time of uncertainty and not the solid, newspaper dominated past. I love the NY Times, but can you imagine a world of information coming only print, with the control and time lag? Gah, terrifying.

While I adore the romantic idea of living in the past and being one of those old fashioned journalists that hunted down and got the story, that brought it out when it wouldn’t have otherwise seen day, one that kicked and scratched and schmoozed stories from people, I abhor the thought of being that reader, putting down my paper and that being that.

But, with so much information from so many people available, without media giants and journalist heroes, will we pool collectively towards a dull median, all watching cat videos?

Shirky teaches at NYU’s Interactive Telecommunications Program, which I rediscover and drool over every year or so.

Some big quotes:

“In craigslist’s gradual shift from ‘interesting if minor’ to ‘essential and transformative’, there is one possible answer to the question “If the old model is broken, what will work in its place?” The answer is: Nothing will work, but everything might. Now is the time for experiments, lots and lots of experiments, each of which will seem as minor at launch as craigslist did, as Wikipedia did, as octavo volumes did.

Journalism has always been subsidized. Sometimes it’s been Wal-Mart and the kid with the bike. Sometimes it’s been Richard Mellon Scaife. Increasingly, it’s you and me, donating our time. The list of models that are obviously working today, like Consumer Reports and NPR, like ProPublica and WikiLeaks, can’t be expanded to cover any general case, but then nothing is going to cover the general case.”

And then:

“For the next few decades, journalism will be made up of overlapping special cases. Many of these models will rely on amateurs as researchers and writers. Many of these models will rely on sponsorship or grants or endowments instead of revenues. Many of these models will rely on excitable 14 year olds distributing the results. Many of these models will fail.”

A new url I bought for a friend’s birthday, GreenLightThatShit.com!

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

See, it was Fiona’s birthday, and we got to hanging out and talking with her friends (one of whom is going to give me bangs, hooray). And then we talked about ridiculous things that have been given the green light. Her: the song Let Me Smell Your Dick (”CDubbs, someone greenlighted this! Someone paid to make this video!”) and me: I Am Legend (a movie with Will Smith that has no explanation other than someone discovered a career breaking bit of info and he had to do this movie to keep it under wraps). Also: R. Kelley’s song Sex Weed, though Kells can do anything. (more…)

Rap lyrics represented by charts

Friday, May 1st, 2009

whyno no MY milkshakeAnd oh my:

even on Sundays, Rick Ross?

From Plumpy. Many more rap graphs here.

Oh heck, let’s make it a comics day. Kitty Pride from Bellen.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

kitty pride!This one’s for Don, who should get on it and start his relationship blog Mr Alligator’s Love Bites. Ahem.

From Bellen, found via Idiot Comics. Be sure to check out his author photo.

I think ya’ll will like Idiot Comics

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

sweep sweep sweepI am super into it–but be advised that he’s just getting started again so there’s a gap as you go through the archives. Primarily, I like these comics because I can read them and think about printing them out and coloring them in, and secondarily, because not a lot happens. It’s a simple, anti-comics style (no superheros here, just a guy sweeping). Maybe I’ll print, color, then film them and make a video a la Passion Pit (see last post). Ha.

Anyway, Idiot Comics, recommended.

An amazing Christmas sweater collection

Friday, April 24th, 2009

christmas ho ho hochristmas snoopy

And it’s at a url I approve of: www.christmassweatercollection.com

Via @marcjohns, who did the Carrying Case for an Ampersand

Pride and Prejudice and kittens

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

kittens

Ya’ll should read A Softer World. It’s one of my favorite photo/comic blogs. They do sneaky mouse overs too, you can get to this one by clicking on the comic above. I usually have sneaky mouse overs, btw. But I’m not as funny.

These guys also do Overqualified, a blog of snarky cover letters for jobs, which has just become a book.

To follow up on my Jane Austen dissing from yesterday.

Does this ad gross anyone else out? Poor work, US Health Department, you need a cheezburger

Friday, April 17th, 2009

double-chinThis horrible ad distracted me from my latest internet crush, Jack Gray of Anderson Cooper 360. He’s writer/producer/very funny/has dog and he loves Twitter (@jackgraycnn). And he appears to be cute.

But this ad! I thought it was an anti smoking ad, and that tube was a breathing device. But no! It’s gushing air from his face. So gross. What’s worse?

The website. This is all the US Health Department could come up with to fight obesity? Lame iStock photos, bullet points, and a section on Portion Control In Front of the TV? That’s it?

GUYS. This cheeseburger is not getting people’s attention.

how big is your big mac?

But fret not, fat Americans. I have a solution. A campaign you will pay attention to. A campaign you will check in on daily and be reminded that you are a tubster. US Health Department, meet LOLCATS.

cheezburger

no cheezburger for you

Ready for it?

Here’s your new ad, Health Department:

cheezburger not for you

Amazon delists GLBT books, bloggers respond with Google bombing, #amazonfail on Twitter

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Wow, I spent the day petting bunnies, and Amazon spent the day getting nailed to the wall by bloggers and Twitter users who took over Google results for “Amazon ranking” within an afternoon. Why? Books categorized as GLBT and  Romance were being blocked in Amazon searches and top selling lists. Here’s the quick story from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books, a blog I’m excited to start reading. Follow the whole story there on their site.

peeps are getting chomped on“Amazon seems to be stripping the sales figures and accompanying rankings from GLBTQ books, erotica, and romance novels, particularly those with what they term “adult content.”

FlickrCC/Murray?

They they got Amazon’s response:

“In consideration of our entire customer base, we exclude “adult” material from appearing in some searches and best seller lists. Since these lists are generated using sales ranks, adult materials must also be excluded from that feature.”

Amazon ranking and sales being stripped means these books, as they say, don’t appear in best seller lists and major pages, which is obviously going to be murder on sales. Publishers Weekly cites Brokeback Mountain as one book that is now hidden in searches. Playboy books remain.

Smart Bitches posted at 11:22am this morning calling for readers to Google bomb the term “Amazon Rank.” I had never heard of Google bombing, but the premise is familiar to us all: Use a term enough times, and you’ll become the number one search result for that term. They also added an Urban Dictionary posting.

By 6:15 pm Smart Bitches was number one in results. By 9:13 Amazon had issued a few “we’re not sure, we’ll get back to you” type statements and then declared the whole thing a computer glych.

Twitter users, disemmenating information and links fast and furious like they do, came up with a host of responses, which you can search for with #amazonfail. (Hashes [#] are a way of creating a tag, or keyword, in Twitter. Go to the bottom of your Twitter page, click Search, and enter #amazonfail. You can also search for anything else of interest, such as #iPhone or # any major event.) I like this Amazon Fail logo and Dear Author post on how to contact Amazon.

As a lover of books, I’m always ticked to see censorship of any kind. Huzzah for a strong internet reaction.

Hide an Easter Egg in the world, win a flight from Lufthansa

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

swankyLufthansa has been big on the interactive marketing lately, but their last game, navigating the Frankfurt terminal for dropped items, was as boring and post-tramatic stress inducing as it sounds. For Easter they’ve release a game that’s much more fun, Worldwide Egg.

Players can design an egg by selecting a color, pattern, and accessory. Mine is above, in a swanky hat. Then you use a Google map to scan the world, drop your egg, and email a hint to a friend. If they find the egg from your hint, you’re both entered to win a flight to Europe.eggy oh eggy where are you?

The sender hides the egg at the first or second zoom level on the map, which is the city level or closer. Mine is at left on the second zoom level. Depending on the hint, it could be totally obnoxious for the recipient, who would be click-dragging all over a wide swatch of map.

It’s unfortunate that you can’t mass send an egg, because I would launch all sorts of people on the hunt. So you’ll all have to guess from this picture and these  hints: It’s somewhere I’ve been, and if the egg were in the water it would float high up and be slimy.

Tag it once more, with feeling

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

I feel silly?If you’ve posted a cry for help at Twitter or Flickr, you’ve encountered Get Satisfaction, a customer support community. It works like this: Become a user, post your question, and other users as well as employees will post answers.

I’ve scanned these communities for answers before, but had never posted my own question until recently, regarding Rememble (more on that cool site later). In addition to a title, photo, and tags, users are asked how their issue makes them feel, and are presented with four face icons and a text box.

How does expressing your feelings outright change the way you’ll interact with a community? Selecting a face with a tongue did make my question (about updating my Rememble account through Twitter and Flickr, incidentally) feel trite, a feeling especially heightened when you notice that all the default user avatars are desserts. The effect can be a bunch of grumpy cupcakes. But I was also pleased just to have been asked about myself. It’s the “how are you” of retail–a question you like being asked just for the asking.

These communities can be helpful, but only if they’re watched over by alert employees and the users are prompted with relevant tags. Otherwise, it can become a bit of a mess of emotions and information.

I scrolled through the Whole Foods profile for examples, trolling for interesting questions in the Recently Active Topics list. This is one of the major flaws of this system–you’re led to look at recent topics, not the most relevant, but they’re often just one person complaining about chicken salad being unavailable. Users also frequently post the same question with different titles and tags, which can make a recurring problem seem isolated. I did find someone asking how and where 365 Soy Milk is made, complete with an illuminating response from an employee. That was interesting information because I drink that product. But I had to thrash around in the weeds to get there.

With 1,253 Whole Foods customers on the account, there’s quality peer information to be had, but you have to know how to get at it. Additionally, the profiles aren’t complete enough to see who you’re dealing with. See for example the post I found a bug in my Anutra, which spun into allegations that the owners of competing companies were slandering each others’ products and posting on the Whole Foods community posing as customers. So many cupcakes! Phew! Who is a reader to trust?

One exit thought: As collaborative storytelling evolves, will expressing your feelings become a way of interacting with the story? This plot twist makes me feel sad, etc. Sounds like an online book club that I’d be happy to try out, as long as my reading community excluded cupcakes.

New blog projects: Famous people take our picture and you get lost with a dog

Monday, April 6th, 2009

I finally bought two urls I’ve been thinking about. Both of them are co-projects with other people. Neither is set up yet, so, you know, sneak peek! I linked them but be warned, nada there. You’ll note that, like this bloggy blog, they have unwieldy urls. I feel strongly about this–it’s an untapped area of the internet. Everything is linked anyway, why go around purchasing urls that are half a word or some crazy made up reference to a full thought?

Kirsten and her mom (more…)

Where does Om Nom Nom come from?

Friday, March 27th, 2009

According to this guy, this is the Origin of the Nom:

STFU, Marrieds: A blog about gushy Facebook updates

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Oh lordy, do I have a now married ex boyfriend who could contribute to this site. I hate on Facebook pretty regularly, eventhough I’m on it, so I’m glad to see someone else pinpointing one of the reasons Facebook is so obnoxious. People, you’re MARRIED, there is simply no reason to use Facebook to keep the spark alive by passing mushy notes back and forth for all the world to see. We get it, you like each other.

STFU, Marrieds author rants “their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU.”

Have marrieds on your Facebook worthy of a contribution?

Via Passive Aggressive Notes, the delicious blog about people attempting to communicate. Sort of.